May 2013
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at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
elasticitymudflap:
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
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peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
agoddamnrayeofsunshine:
laugh-addict:
family events
Accurate
meladoodle:
sexydanhowell:
meladoodle:
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
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so i was reading an article about “the seventeen equations that changed the world” and
are you sure dude
are you really sure
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brownp0wer:
noyka:
bastardlybrendan:
princessfuckingprivilege:
thisisthinprivilege:
Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.
what
WHAT?
My brian mleted
Ya thin ppl are immuned to diseases + cancers bc diseases discriminate they say “ha ha this is what u get for bein fat” bc only thin people are healty I don’t see anything fatphobic in that at all go to hell u...
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mockest:
And that’s my last class. Con amor, high school. Sin amor, TUSD.
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snapchatting:
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
toastradamus:
makirising:
toastradamus:
people that think floride water will kill you are the same kind of people who think vaccines will give your kids autism
There are proper doctors, with research behind them, supporting the idea that the mercury in vaccines is harmful for you